Sabse Jyada Nasha Kis Men Hota Hai? Sharab Men? Nahin; Pyaar Men? Nahin; Paise Men? Nahin; Sabse Jyada Nasha To . .. ... Kitab Men Hota Hai Sala Kitab Kholte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai
Maine Kal Socha Ki Sharab Chhod Do Fir Yaad Aaya... . . . . . . . . . Nashe Men Nirnay Lena Thik Nahin
Log Kuch Din Cigrete Sharab Pite Hain Aur Aadat Lag Jaati Hai Hamko Dekho Bachpan Se Padhai Kar Rahe Hain Lekin Aaj Tak Aadat Nahin Lagi Khud Par Control Hona Chahiye
Ek Kabr Khodne Wale Ne Khub Sharab Pi Li Aur Nashe Ki Halat Men Itni Gahri Kabr Khodi Ki Usamen Se Bahar Nikalna Hi Mushkil Ho Gaya Raat Ho Chali Thi Sardi Behad Thi Use Aahat Sunai Di To Chillaya "Are Mujhe Badi Sardi Lag Rahi Hai Koi Kuch Karo" Ek Pathan Ne Kabr Men Jhankar Dekha Aur Bola: "Sardi To Lagegi Hi Log Tum Par Mitti Dalna Bhul Gae Hain"
Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Techer: Salman Bhai Ke Kes Se Tumhen Kya Sabka Mila Bachcho? Pappu: Sharab Chahe Sasti Piyo Vakil Mahaga Hona Chahiye!