Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gaya Sadhu Gusse Men: E Murkh Main Tujhe Shrap De Dunga! Santa: Rukiye Maharaj Main Gilas Lekar Aata Hu!
Santa Sharab Pi Kar Bas Men Chad Gaya Banta: Tum Narak Ke Raste Par Ja Rahe Ho Santa(Chillaya): Oye Roko Roko... Bas Roko Mai Galat Bas Men Savar Ho Gaya
Santa Raat Ko Sharab Men Tunnnn Hokar Ghar Pahuncha Jito: Pike Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahin Abhi To Sirf Poster Aaya Hai Film Disambar Men Aag
Sharab Kya Hai? Dhasu Jawab: Dimag Ki Kabj Ka Isbgol Jisko Lene Ke Bad Vichar Khul Ke Bahar Aate Hain!
Santa Sharab Pikar Gaadi Chalate Hue Ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya Aur Lash Gir Gai Log Santa Ko Pitane Lage Santa: Abe Jo Gira Hai Vo To Kuch Bol Nahi Raha Tum Jabardasti Neta Ban Rahe Ho
Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki... . . . . . . . . Nashe Mein Faisla Lena Theek Nahi!