shadi jokes

Shadi Aur Sagai Ke Bich Kuchh Dinon Ka Antaral Kyon Rakha Jata Hai?
Taki Koi Yah N Kah Sake Ki Mujhe Hadse Se Bachne Ka Mauka Nahin Diya Gaya!!!

Ab Shadi Sagai Men Lifafa Dena Khatm
251/ Ka Mobile De Den

Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai!
Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon?
Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!

Bos: Tumhen 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon Chahiye?
Pathan: Kajan Ka Shaadi Hai
Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Chhuttiyan Kyon?
Pathan (Sharmaate Hue) Bola: Kajan Ka Shadi Hamse Ho Raha Hai

Pappu: Shadi Me Dulhe Ko Gadhe Par Kyon Nahin Bithate Hain?
Jito: Taki Log 2 Gadhe Dekh Dar N Jaye!

Adhyapika: Shadi Kya Hai?
Pappu: Kuwaron Ke Liye 'Alpenlib' (Alpenlibe) Ji Lalchaye Aur Raha Na Jaye Aur Shadishudaon Ke Liye 'Cloromint' (Cloromint) Dobara Mat Puchna