Ek Chhota Sa Par Bahut Khatarnaak Vichaar Jo Na Jane Kitanon Hi Ladakon Ki Jindagi Barbad Kar Deta Hai . . . . . . "Yaar Vo Tujhe Dekh Rahi Thi"A
Ek Premi Apni Premika Ke Sath Kar Men Ja Raha Tha Garmiyon Ke Din The Aur Khidkiyaan Band Thi Usane Apani Premika Se Kaha: Jara Kar Ki Khidkiyan To Khol Do Bahut Garmi Hai Premika Chillai: Tumhara Dimag Kharab Hai? Is Tarah To Hamare Padosi Jaan Jayenge Ki Hamari Kar Aircondind (Airconditioned) Nahin Hai!
Pathan Ne "Faders De" Par Apane Bap Ko Card Bheja Aur Us Men Yah Panktiyan Likhi "Full To Bahut Hain Gulab Jaisa Koi Nahin; Mere Baap To Bahut Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahin!"
Pappu: Yaar Pariksha Ki Sari Taiyari Ho Gai! Banti: Yah To Bahut Badhiya Baat Hai! Pappu: Ha! Pen Pencil Skal Rabada Sab Taiyar Hain Bas Ab Padhana Baki Hai!
Babaji Ladke Ka Hath Dekhkar Bole `Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge`! .. ... Pappu: Padh To Main 3 Saal Se Raha Hu Yah Batao Ki Main Pas Kab Hounga!
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ko Prapose Kiya To Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Khub Pita Chappal Se Pita; Lathi Se Pita; Aur Bahut Ghasitghst Ke Pita . . . . . . Pappu Utha Aur Kapde Jhadte Hue Bola "To Fir Main Inkaar Samjhu"A