Techer: Pappu Tum Bade Hokar Kya Banna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Main Bada Hokar Apne Papa Ki Tarah Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahta Hu Techer: To Tumhare Papa Ke Paas Bahut Paise Hain? Pappu: Nahin Par Vo Bhi Bahut Paisa Kamana Chahte Hain
Mini: Mere Chehare Par Bahut Dane Nikal Rahe Hain Pappu: Tab To Tum Kesar Ka Chalta Firta Srot Ho Mini: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Tumne Suna Nahin 'Danedane Men Kesar Ka Dam'a
Do Aadmi Apas Men Bat Kar Rahe The Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Main Apni Bivi Se Bahut Pareshan Hu Dusra Aadmi: Kyon? Pahla Aadmi: Yaar Meri Bivi Sab Kuch Banana Janti Hai Par Fir Bhi Ghar Par Kabhi Khana Nahin Banati Dusra Aadmi: Yar Tum To Bahut Khushkismat Ho Meri Bivi Ko Khana Banana Bhi Nahin Aata Par Fir Bhi Khana Banati Rahti Hai
Patipatni Ka Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Patni: Tumhen Meri Awaaz Se Bahut Pareshani Hai N Bas Aaj Ke Baad Tum Meri Awaz Nahin Sunoge Pati: Kyon Kya Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho? Patni: Nahin Main Tumhen Bahra Karne Wali Hu
Gin Kar Laye The Jitane Sukoon Ke Pal Khuda Se; Sare Bacha Le Jaunga Vapas . . . . . . . . . Shaadi Jo Ho Gayi Hai