Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha Ki Kya Kar Rahe Ho? To Banta Ne Kaha: "Kuchh Nahin"A Tab Santa Ne Kaha: "Sale Kuch To Kar Liya Kar"A
Pappu: Dadi Ji! Main Aapko Bata Deta Hun Agar Iss Saal Bhi Main Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar Agar Tune Aatmahatya Ki To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Santa Pappu Se: Bete Tumhare Dada Ji Ne Shadi Ki Aur Pachhatae Maine Shadi Ki Aur Pachat Raha Hun Ab Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Aur Kar Hi Kya Sakta Hun Vansh-Parampara Nibhaunga A Shadi Karunga Aur Fir Pachhatanga
Santa Kadhi Chawal Kha Raha Tha Tabhi Ek Makkhi Kadhi Chawal Par Aakar Baith Gai Santa: Are Kitni Bholi Hai Tu Ye Vo Nahin Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai Chal Ud Yaha Se
Banta: Oye Santa Tu Itni Dhup Men Kyon Khada Hai? Santa: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Andar Bahut Pasina A Raha Tha To Socha Dhoop Men Sukha Leta Hu
Santa Pappu Ko Dantate Hue "Pani Sar Se Uncha Hota Ja Raha Hai" Andar Se Jito Jo Bathrum Men Tab Men Naha Rahi Thi Boli "Ji Tum Kahan Se Dekh Rahe Ho? Darvaja To Band Hai"