Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai
Santa Apne sabse purane Dost ko Milne gaya.. Papu- A,B;A,B;A,B;AB Santa- Oye! Ye Kya bol raha hai Papu- Long time hogaye Not C.
Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager: What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here “WASH BASIN.”