Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs". Banta: Go on. I am all ears. Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
Santa: My doctor told me to start killing people. Banta: Which crazy doctor is this? Santa: Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing, really!
Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food? Jeeto: Sorry, but you and the kids won't eat anything else!
Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down!
Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali? Banta: By going abroad? Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents' place! Happy Diwali!