Santa 1 Barat mein gaya. Waha use bar-bar PAANI PAROSA ja raha tha. Paresan hokar Santa chillaya: Gale mein pani fans gaya he, thoda DAAL-CHAWAL de do..
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa- Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya. Banta- Fir kya hua? Santa- Bewkoof kal rat se apni hi behen ko romantic MSG bhej rha hai
Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Nurse Mubarak Ho Ap k Ghr Beta Peda Hua He Santa-Wah G Wah Kia Technology He BV Meri Hospital Me He Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Peda hua He