Pappu: Dad Wo Maine Kaha Tha Na Ki Main Dost Ke Yahaan Padhne Ja Raha Hoon. Santa: Haan To? Pappu: Maine Jhooth Bola Tha, Daroo Pee Raha Hun Doston Ke Saath. Santa: To Abb Kyun Bata Rahe Ho? Kinley Ki Ad Dekhi Kya. Pappu: Nahi Police Walon Ne Pakad Liya!
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!
Kaju Ki Barfi Pe Chandi Ka Varq Kyon Lagate Hain? Chinese: Wrong question American: No idea Japanese: Don't know . . . . . . Santa: Oye Puthi-Siddhi Da Pata Lag Janda Is Vaaste!
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy". . .. ... Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"
Santa entered Pappu's room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said, . .. ... "Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago"!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!