Banta Ne Hazaamat Ki Dukan Kholi Ek Grahak Shev Karane Aaya Banta: Much Rakhni Hai? Grahak: Han Banta Ne Grahak Ki Much Kaat Kar Usake Hath Men Dete Hue: Lo Rakh Lo Jahan Rakhni Hai
Banta: Vrat Hai? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kuch Khaya? Prito: Ha Ji Banta: Kya? Prito: Kela Seb Anar Mungfali Frut Creem Aalu Ki Tikki Sabudane Ki Khir Sabudane Ke Papad Kuttu Ki Puri Savankh Ke Chaval Singhade Ke Aate Ka Halwa Khira Subah-Subah Chay Aur Ab Jus Pi Rahi Hu Banta: Bahut Sakht Vrat Rakh Rahi Ho Yah Har Kisi Ke Bas Ka Kahan Hai Aur Kuch Khane Ki Ichchha Hai? Dekh Lo Kahin Kamjori N A Jaye
Santa: Mainne Apane Bete Ka Naam Amerika Rakh Diya Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Main Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Main Amerika Ka Baap Hu
The right way to tell all your Lady Friends when you see her approaching you with a Rakhi - "Maine Kabhi Tumhe Uss Nazar Se Nahin Dekha!"