Chin Men Bachche Ke Namakaran Ka Tarika Ye Hai Ki Ghar Men Steel Ke Bartan Zameen Par De Maro Aur Jo Avaj Aaye Wahi Naam Rakh Do Ting Tong Tung
Santa: Mere Ghar Ladki Hue Hai Banta: Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hai Lekin Jab Wo Badi Hogi Tab Sare Ladke Use Chhedenge Santa: Iska Bhi Upay Kar Liya Hai Maine Banta: Kya? Santa: Maine Uska Naam 'Didi' Rakh Diya Hai
Santa: Ghar Ka Sara Kimti Saman Kahin Chhupaakar Rakh Do Padosi A Rahe Hain Jito: Kyon Ji Kya Aapke Dost Chura Lenge? Santa: Are Nahin Vo Apna Saman Pahchan Lenge
Ladki Ka Baap: Kya Jamana Aa Gaya Hai Ladki Bhi Do Aur Dahej Bhi Do Santa: Nahin Nahin Aap Sirf Dahej Hi Dijie Ladki Apne Paas Rakh Lijie
Santa Ne Shaunk-Shaunk Men Vrat Rakh Liya Usane Apane Bete Se Kaha: Dekh Suraj Duba? Beta: Nahi Ji Kuch Samay Baad Usne Dobara Kaha: Dekh Duba Ke Nahi? Beta: O Nahi Ji Santa: Lagta Hai Mujhe Saath Men Le Ke Hi Dubega!
Banta: Aap Ek Maisej Do-Do Baar Kyon Bhejte Ho? Santa: Kar Di N Pagaloon Wali Baat Oye Ek Tu Rakh Liya Kar Aur Ek Aage Bhej Diya Kar Banta: Tab To Aap Tin Bar Maisej Kiya Karo Santa: Wo Kyon? Banta: Ek Dilit Bhi To Karna Hota Hai!