Ek Indori Patipatni Ki Baten: Patni: Aap Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Pati: Bhot Sara Patni: Bhot Sara Matlab Kitta Koi Hisaab Kitaab Hai Ki Ni? Pati: Bhot Sara Mane Bhot Sara Ab Magajmari Karvayegi Kya Jamanebhar Jodghatav Ain? Patni: Achchha Sidhe Se Bolo 1 Se 10 Tak Kitne Plat Pohe Ke Barabar Pyar Karte Ho? Pati: 10 Plat Pohe 250 Gram Sevanukti Dal Ke Aadhi Tapeli Jhannat Usal Muttha Bhar Tali Mirch Barik Katra Pyaj 45 Jhatke Jiravan Ki Dabbi Ke Barabar Pyar Karta Hu Geli
Rat Men Nind Na Aaye Din Men Chain Na Aaye; Maine Rab Se Pucha Kya Yahi Pyar Hai? Rab Ne Muskura Kar Kaha "Nahin Beta Privet Job Walon Ka Aisa Hi Haal Hai"
Achha Laga Ye Sunkar Ki Aajkal Ke Ladke Pyar Me Dil Tutne Par Suside Nahin Karte Hain Balki Bhaad Me Jaa Chudail Bolkar Aage Badh Jate Hain
Santa: Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Rusva Aur Badnam Ho Gaya! Jito: To Haramkhor Main Kaun Si Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi!
Jito Santa Se Bahut Hi Pyar Se Boli "Suniye Ji Aaj Mera Janm Din Hai Mujhe Koi Mahangi Si Chij Ples Le Do" Santa: Chalo Tum Taiyar Ho Jao Ham Rashan Lene Chalte Hain