Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Sita Pyar Se Aayi Krishna Ne Bansuri Bajai Radha Daudidaudi Aayi Hamne To Sirf Set Mari Wo Pagli Apane Baap Ko Bula Layi
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Se "Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Aur Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Ladaki: Apni Shakl Dekhi Hai Pappu: Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hu Varna Katrina Kaif Ke Pas Jata!
Pappu: Main Tumse Pyar Karta Hu Main Tumhare Bina Mar Jaunga; Mit Jaunga Janam Main Tere Pyar Me Fanna Ho Jaunga Garlfrend: Hamm . .. ... Dekh Lo Jaisa Tumhen Thik Lage
Ladaki: Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu Aur Nadi Men Kood Sakti Hu Pappu: Main Bhi Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta Hu Kya Tum Mujhse Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho? Ladaki: Pagal Ko Kya Itni Dhup Men
Banti: Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Hua Hai? Pappu: Han Yar Par Wo Manti Hi Nahin Banti: Kya Kahti Hai? Pappu: Kahti Hai I Lov U To (I Love You 2)A Pata Nahin Sala Ye Dusra Kaun Hai
Pappu: Ek Ladaki Se I Lov U; Ladaki: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai? Pappu: "Aajkal Ki Ladkiyan Bhi Na Pyar Hua Nahin Ki Gift Mangna Shuru!"