Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gayi Jab Subah Light Gayi Aur Kaamwali Bai Boli, "What the hell is this, you don't have inverter?"
Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do you have? Pappu: I dunno... but a drinking problem maybe!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes. Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers? Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have? Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
Santa took his wounded wife, Jeeto to a doctor. Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened? Santa: Well, she got shot. Doctor: You'll have to be more accurate. Santa: I know, But I'm not very experienced with guns.
Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!