Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773. Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you. Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
Jeeto: You have changed after marriage. Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
Santa: You must have been born on a highway? Jeeto:Why? Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!
Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can’t refuse u!