Agar Ladkiyan Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladake Kya Hain? Nahin Pata Kya? Main Batata Hu . . . . . . Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Lagi Rahati Hai
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Patni Gusse Me Pati Mahoday Par Barsi: Mai Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha Hai? Pati: Kyon Kya Baat Ho Gai? Patni: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Utha Laye The Vah Is Ne Gayab Kar Di Hai
A police man caught boy for jumping red light: Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti? Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe!
Apne Desh Mein Jab Bhi Koi Baraat Nikalti Hai Toh... . . . . . . . 4-5 Baraatiyon Mein Traffic Police Wale Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai!
Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai? Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!