Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto. Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"
Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye! Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari! Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW! Police waala: kutta hai Dusri bori mein laat mari! Badde bola: Meooowwww Police wala: Billi hai Teesri bori mein laat mari koi awaaz nai ayi! Fir mari, koi awaz nai! 20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya! Abe Saale, AALU hu!
SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI. KOOD JA!