Doctor: Aap Ka Aur Aapki Patni Ka Blad Grup Ek Hi Hai? Pati: Hoga Jarur Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khun Jo Pi Rahi Hai
Achchhe Pati Aur Bhut Ek Jaise Hote Hain; Kyonki . .. ... Unki Baaten To Sab Karte Hain Parantu Dekha Kisi Ne Bhi Nahin Hai Aaj Tak!
Do Tarah Ki Ladakiyon Ke Piche Mat Bhago Ek To Jinke Piche Main Hu Kyonki Vo Tumse Kabhi Nahin Patengi Aur... . . . . . . Dusari Jinke Piche Main Nahin Hun Vo Mujhse Nahin Pati To Tumse Kya Patengi
Techer: Usane Kapade Dhoe Aur Use Kapade Dhone Pade In Donon Vakyon Men Antar Batao? Pappu: Sar Pahle Vakya Se Vyakti Ke Avivahit Hone Aur Dusre Se Uske Vivahit Hone Ka Pata Chalta Hai
Patni: Jante Ho Maine Tumse Shaadi Kyon Ki? Pati: Kyon? Patni: Taki Main Jaan Saku Ki Tum Kitne Murkh Ho? Pati: To Shadi Karne Ki Kya Jarurat Thi! Ye To Tum Aise Hi Jaan Sakti Thi Jab Maine Tumse Shadi Karne Ki Khwahish Jahir Ki Thi!
Vivahit Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!