patni jokes

Ek Du:Khi Pati Ne Kaha Ki Maang Bharne Ki Saja Kuch Is Tarah Pa Raha Hu;
Ki Mang Puri Kartekarte Mangmang Kar Kha Raha Hu!

Agar Aapki Patni Aapki Nahin Sunati Hai
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Itne Dhyaan Se Kyon Padh Rahe Ho? Kisi Ki Bhi Nahin Sunati

Patni: Janu Kya Main Tumhare Sapanon Men Aati Hu?
Pati: Nahin Main Hanuman Chalisa Padh Ke Sota Hu

Pati: Ab Tum Hi Hamare Ghar Ko Swarg Bana Sakti Ho
Patni Khush Hokar "Vo Kaise?"
Pati: Maike Jaakar Garmi Ki Chhuttiyon Ke Liye

Ladakiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi Pati Ki Talash Men;
Aur Aadhi Pati Ki Talashi Men Gujar Jaati Hai

Pati: Tum Mere Sath Naukar Ki Tarah Bartav Karna Chhod Do Varna
Patni: Varna Kya?
Pati: Main Do Char Ghar Aur Pakad Loonga