Banta: Priye Savera Ho Gaya Jago! Pathan: Begam Chand Dhal Gaya Jago! Viliyam: Darling Its Morning Ples Get Up! Santa: Sohanon Ut Jao Tatti-Satti Nahin Karni?
Airport Par 3 Log Apni-Apni Patni Ka Intjar Kar Rahe The Sindhi: Hamari Shahjadi A Rahi Hai Pathan: Hamari Navabjadi A Rahi Hai Santa: Hamari Bhi Haramjadi A Rahi Hai
Santa Banta Aur Pathan Pariksha Ke Bad Tinon Ek Dusre Bate Kar Rahe The Pathan: Yaar Mujhe Kuchh Nahin Aata Tha Maine Paper Khali Chhod Diya Hai Banta: Maine Bhi Santa: Kya Yaar Madam Sochegi Hamne 'Nakal' Ki Hai
Santa: Murge Ki Taang Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Langda Tha Santa: Iska Dil Kahaan Hai? Water: Murgi Le Gai Santa: Iska Dimag Kaha Hai? Water: Murga Pathan Tha
Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir??? Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!!