Water: Sar Aap Kya Lenge? Pathan: Ek Batar Chikan Aur Pach Nan Water: Dezert Men Aapko Kya Pasand Hai? Pathan: Ut Ki Sawari
Pathan Apni Begam Ko English Sikha Raha Tha Dopahar Men Begam Boli "Dinner Kha Lo Ji" Pathan: Jahil Aurat Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai Begam: Jahil Tu Tera Sara Khandan Karmfute Ye Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai Dimag Mat Dauda Roti Charlee
Hotal Men Khana Khane Ke Baad: Pathan: Bill Le Aao Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip Dijiye N Ples Pathan: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar Pathan: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain
Pathan: Khali Pepar Ko Barbar Chum Raha Tha Sindhi: Ye Kya Hai? Pathan: Lav Letter Hai Sindhi: Magar Ye To Khali Hai Pathan: Aaj Kal Bolchal Band Hai
Dost: Teri Bivi Ne Tujhe Ghar Se Kyon Nikala? Pathan: Sale Tere Kahane Par Use Chain Gift Ki Thi Isliye Nikala Dost: Chandi Ki Thi Kya? Pathan: Nahin Sicil Ki Sone Chandi Wale Hadtal Par Hain
Adhyapika: "Usane Khudkushi Kar Li" Aur "Use Khudkushi Karni Padi" Ismen Antar Batao? Pappu: Pahle Wala Padha Likha Berojgar Hoga Aur Dusra Jarur Shadishuda Hoga!