Ek Pathan Ne Resturent Men Pijja Mangvaya! Water Ne Pucha Ki Pijja Ke 4 Pees Karne Hai Ya 8? Pathan: 8 Pees Kar Do 4 Se Pet Nahin Bharta!
Pathan: 15 Din Ki Chhutti Chahiye Kajan Ki Shaadi Hai! Bos: Kajan Ki Shadi Men 15 Din Ki Chhutti Kyon? Pathan: Kajan Ki Shadi Mujhse Ho Rahi Hai!
Prashn: Pathan Aur Gadhe Men Kaun Si Do Chije Ek Jaisi Hoti Hain! Uttar: Donon Bachpan Men Sundar Hote Hain Aur Bade Hokar Transport Ka Kam Karte Hain!
Techer: Batao Allama Iqbal Kahan Paida Hue Aur Unhonne Kaha Taalim Haasil Ki? Pathan: Vo Aspatal Men Paida Hue Aur Skool Men Taalim Haasil Ki!
Doctor: Davai Hila Kar Piya Karo! Pathan: Oh Ye Badi Mushkil Hoti Hai! Davai Hilane Se Chamche Se Gir Jaati Hai Fir Jamin Se Chatani Padti Hai!
Pathan Ke Ghar Beta Hua Pathan Ne Use God Men Liya Usane Susu Kar Diya! Pathan: Nars Ham Ko Dusra Pees Do Ye Lik Hai!