Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!" Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!
Pathan Ke Ghar Shaadi Ke Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Pathan Udas Ho Gaya! Padosi Ne Pucha "Yaar Tu Udaas Kyon Hai?" Pathan Apna Thobra Latka Ke Bola " Bees Saal Baad Bachcha Hua Aur Vo Bhi Chhota Sa!"
Pathan Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Aur Ek Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha! Dost: Yah Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Ham Khandani Amir Log Hain! Roj Chicken Ke Sath Roti Khate Hain!
Pathan: Mera Yaar Aaya Hai Chay To Bana Do! Begam: Main Nahin Bana Rahi! Pathan: Bana De N Jab Tera Yaar Aayega To Main Bhi Bana Dunga!