1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Baithakar Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Yah Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
Pathan 1: Tumhen Pata Hai Ki Garmi Ka Ek Fayda Bhi Hai Pathan 2: Kya? Pathan 1: Vairi Simpal Yaar Sardi Nahin Lagti
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya Pathan Ne Bura Sa Muhan Bana Ke Thok Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Techer: Kayamat Ke Din Jamin Fat Jayegi Aasman Tukde Tukde Ho Jayega! Pathan: Sar To Kya Us Din Skool Se Chhutti Hogi!