Pappu Kaksha Men Apane Hath Par Likh Raha Tha Techer: Pappu Yah Hath Par Kyon Likh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Techer Vo Fesbook Pe Status Dalna Hai Bad Men Yad Nahin Rahta
Techer: Sabse Jyada Ijjat Kiske Paas Hai? Pappu: Sar Prem Chopada Shakti Kapur Aur Ranjit Ke Pas Techer: Kaise? Pappu: Sar Sabse Jyada Ijjat Inhin Logon Ne Loot Rakhi Hai
Santa: Beta Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua? Pappu: Papa 70% Santa: Par Tumhare Report Card Men To 35% Likha Hua Hai Pappu: Papa Baki 35% Subsidi Me Aayega
Techer: 900 Chuhe Kha Kar Billi Haj Ko Chali Udaharan Ke Sath Samjhao Pappu: Rahul Gandhi 56 Din Ki Thiland Yatra Ke Baad Kedarnath Men Puja Karne Gae
Santa: Aur Beta Tumhara Imtihan Kaisa Hua? Pappu: Unhonne Aise Sawaal Pucche Jo Mujhe Pata Hi Nahin The Santa: To... Pappu: To Maine Bhi Aise Jawab Likh Diye Jo Unko Nahin Pata Honge
Techer: Tum Sab Se Jyada Kisse Nafrat Karte Ho? Pappu: Raja Ram Mohan Ray Se Techer: Wo Kyon? Pappu: Unhonne Hi Bal Vivah Bad Karvaya Tha Varna Hum Bhi Aaj Bivi Bachche Wale Hote