Pappu: Yaar Main Chahta Hu Ki Jab Main Marne Lagun To Bhagwan Mujhe Panch Minat Aur De De Banti: Kyon Tu Apane Papon Ka Prashchit Karna Chahte Ho? Pappu: Abe Nahin Mobile Bhi To Format Karna Padega Nahin To Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ghar Wale Galiyan Denge
Happy Holi Happy Holi Happ... . . . Dhadam! . . . . . . . Pappu: Maine Tujhe Pahle Hi Kaha Tha Dhire Chala Ab Lag Gayi Naa!
Techer: Itne Din Kaha The? Pappu: Bard Flu Ho Gaya Tha Techer: Par Ye To Bards Ko Hota Hai Insano Men Nahin Pappu: Insaan Samjha Hi Kaha Hai Apne Roz To Murga Bana Dete Ho
Pappu Pariksha Men Khali Baitha Hua Tha Kuch Bhi Likh Nahin Raha Tha Techer: Tum Kuch Likh Kyon Nahin Rahe? Pappu: Kuchh A Nahin Raha Techer: Kuch To A Raha Hoga? Pappu: Ha Techer: Kya? Pappu: Rona
Kemistri Ki Kaksha Men: Techer: Pani Ka Formula Batao Pappu: H2O Mgcl2 Caso4 Alcl3 Naoh KOH HNO3 Hcl CO2 Techer: Ye Uttar Galat Hai Pappu: Madam Ye Nale Ka Pani Hai
Pariksha Hol Men Techer Pappu Se "Pappu Abhi Tak Tumne Sawal Hal Kyon Nahin Kiye?" Pappu: Ji Abhi Tak Mujhe Nakal Karne Ka Mauka Hi Nahin Mila