Shikshika Pappu Se "Pandavon Ke Naam Batao?" Pappu: Ek Bhim Tha Ek Bhim Ka Bada Bhai Tha Ek Chhota Bhai Tha Ek Aur Chhota Bhai Tha Aur Aakhiri Wale Ka Naam Main Bhul Gaya
Santa: Beta Kabhi Sharab Mat Pina Varna Vo Jo Do Log Ja Rahe Hain Vo Tumhe Char Najar Aayenge Pappu: Lekin Papa Wo To Ek Aadmi Hai
Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 100 Ka Pappu: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkule Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Adhyapika: Ek Aisa Vakya Batao Jisme Urdu Hindi Panjabi Aur Inglish Ka Sahi Prayog Hua Ho? Pappu: Ishk Di Gali Vich No Entry
Pappu: Agar Main Iss Saal Bhi Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga Santa: Khabardar! Aisa Kiya To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
Ladaki: Kal Main Tumhare Liye Rakhi Leker I Thi Tumne Bandhwai Kyon Nahin? Pappu: Agar Kal Main Tumhare Liye Mangalsutra Lekker Aaun To Pahan Legi Kya Badi I Baat Karti Hain?