Professor Ne Hindi Ki Class Me Pucha "Gali Ki Paribhasha Batao?" Pappu: Atyadhik Krodh Aane Par Sharirik Roop Se Hinsa Na Karte Hue Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gai Hinsatmak Karyavahi Ke Lie Chune Hue Shabdon Ka Samuh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchat Man Ko Asim Shanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai Use Hum Gali Kahte Hain
Garlfrend: Ham Bahut Badnaam Ho Chuke Hain Ab Hamen Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye Pappu: Lekin Itni Badnami Ke Bad Hamse Shadi Karega Kaun?
Adhyapak: "Barter Sistam" (Barter System) Ka Achchha Udaharan Do? Pappu: Boliwood Sar Adhyapak: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Mera Yar Mila De Mujhko Dun Lakh Duayen Tujhko
Santa: Kya Tum Paas Ho Gae? Pappu: Han Hamari Puri Class Paas Ho Gai Lekin Hamari Techer Feel Ho Gai Santa: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Vo Abhi Bhi Usi Class Me Padha Rahi Hai
Pappu: Papa Ye Star Log Jab Bhi Mandir Men Aate Hain Tab Kala Chashma Kyon Pahanate Hain? Santa: Beta Kahin Bhagwan Unhen Pahachan Kar Hastaakshar (Autograph) N Maang Len
Pappu Ki Garlfrend Usse Boli "Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?" Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Garlfrend: Par Kyon Kya Tum Mujhse Itna Pyar Karte Ho? Pappu: Pyarvyar Kuchh Nahin Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itni Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai