Ek Baar Pappu Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha Tren Men Bahut Bhid Hone Ke Karan Pappu Ek Ganje Aadmi Ki Seet Par Baith Gaya Aadmi Jhunjhala Kar Bola "Haha Mere Sir Par A Kar Baith Ja" Pappu: Nahin Ankal Main Yahin Thik Hu Vahan Se Fisalne Ka Dar Hai!
Santa: Are Pappu Beta Kya Hua? Aaj Tum Taraju Aur Baat Lekker Skool Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pappu: Papa Kal Sar Ne Hamen Sikhaya Tha Ki Hamen Har Baat Ko Napataul Kar Bolna Chahiye Isiliye
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya Adhyapak: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idharudhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do To Maine Kar Diya
Pappu: Papa Aap Engineer Kaise Bane? Santa: Uske Liye Bahut Dimag Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Pappu: Isiliye To Puch Raha Hu Kyonki Mujhe Samajh Nahin A Raha Hai Ki Aap Kaise Engineer Bane?
Techer: Pappu Tum Har Roj Let Kyon Ho Jaate Ho? Pappu: Ji Vo Ek Bord Ke Karan Techer: Kaisa Bord? Pappu: Raste Men Ek Bord Hai Jis Par Likha Hai "Aage Scool Hai Kripya Dhire Chalen"A