Techer: 1Aurat 1 Ghante Men 50 Roti Banati Hai To 3 Aurten 1 Ghante Men Kitani Roti Banayengi? Pappu: Ek Bhi Nahi Kyonki Tino Milkar Sirf Chugali Karengi
Techer (Pappu Se): Kapada Kise Kahte Hain? Pappu: Ji Pata Nahi Techer: Teri Yah Nikkar Kis Chij Ki Bani Hai? Pappu: Ji Papa Ki Purani Pant Ki
Mini: Mere Chehare Par Bahut Dane Nikal Rahe Hain Pappu: Tab To Tum Kesar Ka Chalta Firta Srot Ho Mini: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Tumne Suna Nahin 'Danedane Men Kesar Ka Dam'a
Techer: Birbal Kaun Tha? Pappu: Pata Nahin Sar Techer: Padhai Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale Pappu: Sar Pramod Vikki Gaurav Kaun Hain? Techer: Mujhe Kya Pata Pappu: Beti Par Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
Pappu: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Hamari Techer Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Jito: Kyon Tumhen Aisa Kyon Lagta Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Vo Hamesha Bas "Class Yah Karo Class Vo Karo" Kahati Rahati Hai Par Hamare Skool Men To Class Naam Ka Koi Hai Hi Nahin
Ek Naye Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Is Panchi Ke Pair Dekho Aur Iska Naam Batao" Pappu: Pata Nahin Techer: Tum Fal Ho Gaye Apna Naam Batao Pappu: Mere Pair Dekho Aur Nam Batao