Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain. Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off. Bunty: Did you use the opportunity? Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...