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Santa (Apne Bete Se) Bola: Itne Kam Nambar (Marks)? 2 Thappad Marna Chahiye Pappu: Han Papa Chalo Maine Us Master Ka Ghar Dekh Rakha Hai
Ek Ladki Ne Pappu Ko Awaz Lagai O Bhai Jaan Kripya Suniye To Jara Pappu Bola: A! Pahle Faisla Kar Bhai Ya Jaan Confuse Kyon Kar Rahi Hai
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Pappu: Oye! Tu Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wala Tha Kya Hua? Banti: Yaar! Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Skool Men Aag Lag Gai Aur Sab Bachche Khush The Ki Ab Skool Nahin Aana Padega Lekin Pappu Udas Tha Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tum Udas Kyon Ho? Pappu: Sar Aap Jinda Kaise Bach Gae? Isiliye!