Banti: He Bhagwan Main Aisa Kya Karu Ki Pappu Ki Shadi Ke Baad Men Iski Bivi Ko Sinema Leker Jaan Aur Yah Naraj Bhi Na Ho? Pappu: Meri Shadi Tu Apni Bahan Se Karva De
Pappu Ne Hindi Ka Homvark Nahin Kiya Tha To Hindi Adhyapika Ne Usko Ped Par Latkane Ki Saja Di Thodi Der Latkane Ke Baad Pappu Niche Gir Gaya Adhyapika: Thak Gaya Kya? Pappu: Nahin Madam Pak Gaya
Adhyapika: Beta Uttar Wali Sheet Par Sabse Pahle Kya Likhna Chahiye? Pappu: Is Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Uttar Kalpnik Hain Jinka Kisi Bhi Buk Se Koi Sambandh Nahin Hai
Pappu: Ro Kyon Rahi Ho? Ladaki: Mere Nambar Bahut Kam Aaye Hain Pappu: Bata Kitne Aye Hain? Ladaki: Sirf 88 Pratishat Pappu: Bhagwan Se Dar Kamini; Itane Men To Do Ladake Paas Ho Jate
Professor: Galib Ki Aarju Thi Ki Mahbuba Ki Julfon Se Sharab Ke Katre Tapken Aur Wo Un Katron Ko Halak Men Utar Le Pappu: Sar Agar Un Men Juen Hoti To Galib Vo Bhi Halak Men Utar Lete? Professor: Galib Ki Yah Arju Apani Mahbuba Se Thi Teri Bebe Kolo Nahin
Adhyapak: Tumne Homvark Nahin Kiya Bolo Kya Saja Du? Pappu: Wo Aakhiri Set Wali Ladaki Ne Bhi Nahin Kiya Ham Donon Ko Bathrum Men Band Kar Do