Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"
Ek Baar Jab Pappu Lagatar 4 Dinon Se Skool Men Der Se Aaya To Madam Ne Kaha "Tum Itna Let Skool Kyon Aate Ho?" Pappu: Madam Aap Meri Itni Chinta Mat Kiya Karen; Bachche Iska Galat Matlab Lete Hain!
Adhyapika: Bataao Bachcho Ke Ishk Aur Pyaar Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Madam Pyar Vo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Hain!
Adhyapika: "Usane Khudkushi Kar Li" Aur "Use Khudkushi Karni Padi" Ismen Antar Batao? Pappu: Pahle Wala Padha Likha Berojgar Hoga Aur Dusra Jarur Shadishuda Hoga!
Santa: Beta Tum To Feel Ho Gae Maine To Kaha Tha N Ki Agar Tum Barahavin Paas Ho Jaoge To Main Tumhen Motercacil Dilaunga! Pappu: Mujhe Pata Hai Papa! Santa: Fir Tum Fal Kaise Ho Gae? Pappu: Main Motercacil Chalana Sikh Raha Tha!
Garlfrend: Mandir Ke Bahar Chapal Rakhne Men Aur Miss Call Dene Me Kya Samanta Hai? Pappu: Donon Men Dar Laga Rahta Hai Ki Koi Utha N Le!