Aadmi Kitna Bhi Shurvir Ho Lekin Bistar Pe Lete-Lete Agar Chuha Pair Se Tach Hoke Nikal Jaye To Lagbhag Hart Attak Sa Hi A Jata Hai
Ek Aadmi Baba Ke Paas Jata Hai Aadmi: Baba Kabhi-Kabhi Raat Ko Achanak Nind Khul Gai To Dekhta Hu Ki Bivi Ka Chehra Noor Se Chamak Raha Hai Raushani Itni Hoti Hai Ki Chadar Ke Upar Se Kiranen Dikhti Hain Ye Kaisa Noor Hai Babaji Baba: Abe Apne Mobile Par Pasward Dalke Rakh Fon Chek Karti Hai Vo Tera
Santa: Doctor Sahib Main Chashmaa Lagakar Padh Sakunga Na? Doctor: Ha Bilkul Padh Sakoge Santa: Tab Thik Hai Varna Anpadh Aadmi Ki Jindagi Bhi Koi Zindagi Hai
Auraton ke Blouse: Yahan se less; Wahan se less; Kabhi sleeveless; Toh Kabhi backless; Aur Aggar Koi Aadmi Ghoor ke Dekhe, Toh Woh "Kutta, Kamina aur Characterless!