Pappu Darwaze Ki Ghanti Bajane Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pappu Ko Dekha Aur Uski Madad Ke Taur Par Ghanti Bajaa Di Aur Pappu Se Bola Beta Aur Kuch? Pappu: Ankal Bhago Yaha Se Pata Nahin Kiska Ghar Tha!
Techer: Ek Bike Pe Kitne Aadmi Baith Sakte Hain? Pappu: 13 Aadmi Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: 1 Chalak Aur 2 Chhakke!
Pappu: Papa Ye Sadhu Sadhu Ka Kya Rishta Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Jab Do Anjan Aadmi Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Vo Aapas Men Sadhu Kahlate Hain
Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"
Ek Aadmi Ne Apni Patni Se Talak Le Liya To Uske Dost Ne Usse Pucha "Talak Ke Baad To Tum Bahut Dukhi Ho Gae Hoge Khane Ke Bhi Dikkat Aati Hogi?" Aadmi: Are Nahin Main To Balki Khush Hu Kyonki Pahle Do Logon Ka Khana Banana Padta Tha Ab Sirf Apne Liye Banata Hu"
Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Mela Ghumane Le Gaya Mele Men Ek Chitrakar Unke Paas Aaya Aur Bola "Sar Madam Ki Tasvir Banva Lijiye Aisi Tasvir Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi" Aadmi: Nahin Banvani Sale!Pahle Hi To Iski Kichkich Khatam Nahi Hoti Tasvir Bhi Bolegi To Kaha Jaunga Main?