Mom: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pappu: Padh Raha Hun. Maa: Excellent! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aap Ki Hone Wali Bahu Ke Messages!
Aunty: Beta Tum Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: I make News reach it's target audience. Aunty: News Reporter Ho? Pappu: Nahi, Akhbaar Fekta Hu!