Jito (Pappu Se): Ja Beta Apna Kamraa Saaf Kar Le Pappu: Aap Bhi Chalo Mere Sath Jito: Kyon Main Kyon Chalun? Pappu: Aapko Pata Nahin "Swachh Bharat Abhiyan" Chal Raha Hai Aap Meri Foto Khinchana Aur Main Safaai Karunga Jaisa Aajkal Sabhi Neta Kar Rahe Hain
Dadi Ko Gita Padhate Dekh Pappu Ne Apni Maa Jito Se Pucha "Maa Dadi Kaun Si Pariksha Ki Taiyari Kar Rahi Hain?" Jito: Beta Ye Final Ear Ki Taiyari Kar Rahi Hain
Techer: Ve Tin Shabd Batao Jo Sabse Jyada Bole Jate Hain Pappu: Mujhe Nahin Pata Techer: Shabas Beta Baith Jao
Techer: Beta Agar Sachche Dil Se Prarthana Ki Jaye To Wo Jarur Safal Hoti Hai Pappu: Rahne Do Sar Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Mere Sar Nahin Sasur Hote
Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Beta: Padh Raha Hu Maa: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho? Beta: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke SMS De Thappad! De Thappad!
Maa: Beta Tere Liye Rishta Aaya Hai, Ladki Bhi Engineer Hai! Beta: Lekin Maa Dono Berozgaar Honge To Ghar Kaise Chalega!