Garlfrend Apnee Aadhee Bofrend Se: Kash! Tum Dekh Sakte Ki Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu Aadha Premi: Rahne De Itni Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aak Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete? Aadha Hu Pagal Nahin Samjhi
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega; Sabhi Bande Nek, Toh Gunah Kaun Karega; Aye Khuda, Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega!
Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane. Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai. Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh... Wife(with affection): Toh! Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
TV reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha, Jab bomb gira to kya wo zorse gira? Zakhmi (Gusse se): Nahi, Qo rengta hua mere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola: Dhadamm..!!