Agar Kisi Ko Bhi Mere Maisej Se Shikayat Hai Ya Achche Nahi Lagte To Aapko Pura Hak Hai Ki Apane... . . . . . . Mobile Ko Apane Najadiki Diwar Par Jaor Se Markar Tod Den Kyonki Aapki Khushi Se Badhakar Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Mere Liye
Agar Kisi Ko Bhi Mere Maisej Se Shikayat Hai Ya Achche Nahi Lagte To Aapko Pura Hak Hai Ki Apane... . . . . . . . . . Mobile Ko Apane Najadiki Diwaar Pe Jor Se Markar Tod Den Kyonki Aapki Khushi Se Badhakar Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Mere Liye
Jhatka Kuch Is Tarah Diya Sanam Ne Apni Julfon Ko; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ikaththe 7 Ja Mere Daman Men A Giri
Pathan: Maa Ham Bada Hokar Erfors Men Jayega; Maa: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Par Bamb Fekega!
Techer (Pappu Ka Homvark Chek Karte Hue): Mujhe Hairani Ho Rahi Hai Ki Tum Akele Itni Saari Galtiyan Karte Ho? Pappu: Nahin Techer Yah Sab Galtiyan Maine Akele Nahin Ki Hain Mere Pita Ji Ne Bhi Isamen Meri Madad Ki Hai