Adhyapika: Homvark Tumhare Papa Ne Likha Hai? Pappu: Nahin Madam Adhyapika: Likhavat To Tumhare Papa Ki Hai? Pappu: Maine Unke Pen Se Likha Hai Na Isliye Aisa Aapko Lag Raha Hai
Adhyapak: Aaj Jab Men Class Me Padha Raha Tha To Tum Bate Kar Rahe The? Pappu: Nahin Sar Aapko Bhram Hua Lagta Hai Main To Nind Men Kabhi Bolta Hi Nahin
Pappu Papa Se: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Sakun? Papa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua
Pappu: Techer Main Namumkin Ko Mumkin Bana Sakta Hu Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Namumkin Se Na Mita Kar!
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Techer: Agar Tumhari Pant Ki Ek Jeb Men 1000/ Rupaye Aur Dusari Jeb Men Bhi 1000/ Rupaye Hon To Tum Kya Sochoge? Pappu: Yahi Ki Main Kahin Papa Ki Pant To Nahin Pahan Aaya