Main Bachpan Se Itna Pratibhashali Raha Hu Ki Rishtedaar Pariksha Parinam Ke Baad Sirf Itna Hi Puchhte... . . . . . . . . . . Tu Paas Hua
Ek Ladaka (Pathan Se): Main Agar Chahu To Tamam Pathanon Ko Jannat Se Nikal Kar Jahnum Men La Sakta Hu! Pathan: Kaise? Ladaka: Main Jahnum Men Naswar Ki Dukan Kholunga!
Pathan: Mis Aapne Mujhe Mis Kaul Ki Thi Kya Kam Tha Mujhse? Techer: Maine To Kaul Nahin Ki! Pathan: To Fir Mere Mobile Pe Cu Likha Tha 'Ek Mis Kaul'!
Narsee: Mubarak Ho Aap 'Abbu' Ban Gae Hain! Pathan: Yah Meri Patni Ko Mat Batana Main Use 'Serprise' Dunga"!
Doctor: Main Tumhen Aisi Dawai Dunga Ki Tum Fir Se Javan Ho Jaoge? Pathan: Aisa Julm N Karna Doctor Sahab Hamko Pention Lagne Wala Hai
Jamidar: Meri Itni Zameen Hai Ki Main Apni Kar Par Nikalun To Sham Tak Aadhi Zameen Par Pahunchta Hu Pathan: Hath Milao Hamare Pas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi 'Khatara' Kar Thi