James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm... Censor Board: Hey, why this long kiss? James Bond: She's my girlfriend. Censor Board: No. 50% cut. James Bond: Sigh. She's now my Half Girlfriend!
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I've a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You're hired.
Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date. Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Babu Ganeshan. Girl: Come to what? Guy: Babu Ganeshan, I say. Girl: I don't know this place. I'll come to your house and you take me there. Guy: You don't know Babu Ganeshan? Wokay, I'll take you there. Girl and Guy both reached Babu Ganeshan. Girl: Damn you idiot! It's pronounced as "Barbeque Nation!"