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Censor Board: Hey, why this long kiss?
James Bond: She's my girlfriend.
Censor Board: No. 50% cut.
James Bond: Sigh. She's now my Half Girlfriend!

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James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

James Bond: Mmmnmnmnm

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