Draupadi had 5 husbands. Yet the only man who stood by her in crisis time was Krishna. Moral of the story: Whether you have one husband or five, Ladies..... you still need a boyfriend!
Punjabi Girlfriend: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun? Bengali Boyfriend: Khoob Bhaalo! Punjabi Girlfriend: Tera Baap Bhaaloo!
Motivational message of the year: 1. If you don't love your job... Take a home loan. You will start loving it. 2. Take another loan, you will start loving your boss as well. 3. Get married... You will start loving your office as well!
Girlfriend: Do you love me? Boyfriend: Yes, of course. Girlfriend: How much? Boyfriend: I'd take a bullet for you. Girlfriend: Awwwww! Seriously? Boyfriend: Yeah, 'Bullet Classic 500 CC' in dowry!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend? Boy: No. Girl: Why? Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: I have an Audi. Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect. Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!