While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga!
Girlfriend: If we got married, will you quit smoking? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: And video games? Boyfriend: OK Girlfriend: What else can you leave? Boyfriend: The idea of marrying you!
She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai. After a week she gets a new boyfriend. Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!