Grahak Ne Water Se Pucha: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala Ki Main Is Hotal Men Pahali Bar Aaya Hun? Water: Kyonki Jo Ek Baar Yahan Ka Khana Khakar Jata Hai Dubara Nahi Aata
Pathan 1: Agar Duniya Men Light N Hoti To Ham Te.Ve. Kaise Dekhte? Pathan 2: Are Sidhi Si Bat Hai Mombatti Jala Kar!
Pappu: Mama Aapne Gamle Men Jo Paudha Lagaya Tha Vo Abhi Tak Badha Hi Nahin! Jito: Achchha Tumhen Kaise Pata? Pappu: Kyonki Main Use Roj Ukhadakar Dekhta Hun!
Pappu: Meri Koi Garlfrend Nahin Ban Rahi Hai? Jyotishi: Kaise Banegi Bhai? "Kundali Men Sukh Hi Sukh Likha Hai Mauj Kar"A
Adhyapika: Is Panchi Ki Tange Dekhkar Batao Ki Iska Naam Kya Hai? Pappu: Tange Dekhkar Kaise Bataun Main? Adhyapika: Nalayak Tumhen Jero Milta Hai Apna Naam Batao? Pappu: Ye Lo Meri Tange Dekhkar Likh Lo