Wife: Jaanu, Kaise ho? The husband opened his diary. Wife: Jaanu, Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Husband: Check Kar Raha Hoon, Pichhli Baar Tumhare 'Jaanu' Bolne Par Kitna Kharcha Hua Tha!
Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth. Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai! Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun? Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.