Mele Men Ghoshana Ho Rahi Thi Ek Bachcha Mila Hai Jinka Hai Aakar Le Jaye Pathan Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya Aur Bola "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jinn Kaa Bachchaa Kaisa Hota Hai"
Pappu Apni Class Techer Se Bola: Madam Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hu? Madam: Vairi Sweet (Very Sweet)! Yah Sunkar Pappu Apne Dost Se Bola "Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Chalu Hai Line Marti Hai!"
Techer: Pappu Tum Har Roj Let Kyon Ho Jaate Ho? Pappu: Ji Vo Ek Bord Ke Karan Techer: Kaisa Bord? Pappu: Raste Men Ek Bord Hai Jis Par Likha Hai "Aage Scool Hai Kripya Dhire Chalen"A
Pati: Yah Kaisa Khana Banaya Hai Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai Patni: He Bhagvan Iss Kambakht Aadmi Ne Kyakya Chakha Hua Hai
Prito: Aji Suniye Jab Aapne Pahli Bar Mera Ghunghat Uthaya Tha To Kaisa Laga Tha? Banta: Bhagwan Ki Kasam Agar "Hanuman Chalisa" Yaad Na Hota To Mar Hi Jata!
Mele Men Ghoshana Huee: "Ek Bachcha Mila Hai 'Jin' Ka Hai Aakar Le Jaaye"A Santa Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jin Ka Bachcha Kaisa Hota Hai!"